A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
Petition for a scene in spn where a cupid touches Dean and Cas and nothing happens and everyone is confused for a moment and then the cupid’s like “oh you two must already be in love” and Dean blushes so hard a few of his freckles sizzle off and Sam’s like “yeah obviously.”
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten
"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) come closer, child, so that i might see you
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
Season 8 episode 3